Bruce Vilanch
Coming to SF to help host AEF's 25th Anniversary Gala!
By Tim Gaskin

Actor, writer, comedian, Broadway musical star, hollywood square and the object of bear lust the world over!

What is your Name? Brad Pitt.  Oh, this isn't a chatroom.  Bruce Vilanch.

What  is your idea of perfect happiness? Twelve inches of anything.

What  is your greatest fear? Republicans.

Which historical figure do you most identify with? Catherine the Great, if the horse story is true.

What  is the trait you most deplore in yourself? My mutant ability to burst into flames.

What  is your greatest extravagance? Lifeguards.

What  do you consider the most overrated virtue? Virginity.

What  is your favorite journey? Between the legs of the Colossus of Rhodes.

What  do you dislike most about your appearance? Nothing.  Yours, however...don't get me started.

What  is your greatest regret? Not sleeping with Noel Coward when it was offered.

Which talent would you most like to have? Contortionism.

What is your current state of mind? Impatience.

What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? Friendship gone sour

What is your favorite occupation? Broadway musical star, but it's tiring.

Who is your favorite hero of fiction? Auntie Mame -- I AM gay, you know?

What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt? Neurosurgery, but I’m shit out of luck

What profession would you absolutely not like to participate in? Politics.

What is your shameless plug? Come see me MC at the AIDS Emergency Fund benefit July 21 and take me home afterwards.

Finally, if heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you
arrive at the Pearly Gates? Clean-up at the Pearly Gates, aisle 5.