RuPaul
Undercover Hooker
By Tim Gaskin
RuPaul, the world-famous dragperformer, singer, actor and songwriter, has a new movie comedy coming out on DVD October 30th called Starrbooty, In the 2007 film, RuPaul plays a supermodel who goes undercover as a hooker to rescue her niece from an evil body parts broker.
What is your Name? RuPaul Charles aka Sloppy Knickers
What are you most known for? Dressing up and prancing around
Where did your life begin? San Diego, CA
What is your idea of perfect happiness? Rocky Road ice cream and a Judge Judy marathon
What is your greatest fear? Alzheimer’s
Which historical figure do you most identify with? Jane Fonda
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? Procrastination
What is your greatest extravagance? Insisting that nothing impede my daily 4:00 viewing of Judge Judy.
What do you consider the most overrated virtue? Being nice.x
What is your favorite journey? Crossing over the Golden Gate Bridge coming from Marin.
What do you dislike most about your appearance? Nothing
Which words or phrases do you most overuse? Oh My God. You’re shittin’ me. Easy, don’t scratch the paint.
What is your greatest regret? I have no regrets.
What or who is the greatest love of your life? Judge Judy
When and where were you happiest? Right here, right now
Which talent would you most like to have? Telekinesis, like in the movie “Carrie”
What is your current state of mind? Peaceful
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I’d love to have a big fat ass.
What do you consider your greatest achievement? I woke up this morning still interested in being here.
If you could choose what to come back as, what would it be? As a rat, they don’t pay rent, they get to eat whatever they want and they have sex at least 20 times/day.
What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? Being stuck in an unloving marriage with kids you don’t like.
What is your favorite occupation? Prostitute
What is your most marked characteristic? My self-consciousness
What is the quality you most like in a man? Sense of humor
What is the quality you most like in a woman? Same
Who are your favorite writers? David Sedaris, Tennessee Williams, Augusten Burroughs, Jackie Collins
Who is your favorite hero of fiction? Cleopatra Jones
Who are your heroes in real life? Cher
What is it that you most dislike? Cruelty
How would you like to die? In my sleep
What is your motto? Live and let live
What is your favorite word? Mexicatessen
What sound or noise do you love? The sound of my friend Tom laughing
What sound or noise do you hate? The construction going on next door.
What is your favorite curse word? In my opinion there aren’t enough cuss words but pussy-mouth-mother-fucker usually does it for me.
What profession, other than yours, would you like to attempt? Prostitute
What profession would you absolutely not like to participate in? Police Officer
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Gotta match?
Finally, Do you have a shameless plug? Starrbooty DVD in stores October 30th, starrbooty.com